Stopped Time

From World. Photos.

You and me and me and you

Kids Know Something Adults Usually Forget

Little boy, pointing at two midget passersby: Whoa! Mom, look! That is so cool!
Midgets: Haha, dude, that little boy is awesome!

--1221 Rockefeller Center

Overheard by: Sellout In A Suit

 

from Overheard in New York

 

Really bad Olan Mills / Sears Portraits

Just go. You know you want to.

the fountain of my people

Amen, brother

Young man, about entirely light-blue painting behind glass: What is this? What the heck is this, anyway?
Mother: It's saying something.
Young man: What's it saying?
Mother: It's saying, 'I'm an extra mirror. I'm here if you need me.'
 

from Overheard in New York
 

Virtual Hip and Knee replacement

The animations, created by Edheads.org, are interactive and well-done. According to the FAQ page, Edheads is a non-profit organization, which creates educational web experiences that are free to teachers, students and parents.

Virtual Hip Replacement & Virtual Knee Surgery

no child left behind

You Should Never Dick around with Your Health

Girl buying coffee, coughing: I hate this throat. It's a piece of shit!
Guy buying Red Bull: You know what helps with that?
Girl: Please don't say 'cock' again.
Guy, flustered and laughing: What I was going to say was 'cough syrup.'
Male cashier, laughing: $8.98's your change.

--Christopher St

 

via Overheard in New York

Seal. Not the singer...

More cold...

LG Philips reveals 14.3-inch flexible e-paper for CES 2008

Someday we’ll be able to see moving pictures on our daily newspapers, thanks to this upcoming flexible e-paper from LG Philips. LG Philips reveals some cool 14.3-inch flexible e-paper for CES 2008 that are 300 micrometers thick, with full 180° viewing angle.

From The Gadget Blog

"A handy handbook"

Carreer day gone horribly wrong...

A Very Limited Edition Reese's Cup

Chick: Can you pass the penis butter?
Boss: [Silence.]
Chick: Peanut butter. Oh, God.

Cornwall
United Kingdom

Overheard by: monk.e.boy

 

from Overheard in the Office

Yes, We Can.

That I Would Be Good - Alanis

Shamelessly ganked from Creamy Nougat Lair

The Ice Hotel

The entire Icehotel is on loan from the mighty Torne River and is a place where time stands still. Just a short period before, fish swam in the water and the river was a crashing torrent of whitewater, wild and frothing. And very soon, when the spring comes and then finally the summer, the rooms, the suites, the bar, the reception, in fact the entire creation, will once again become part of the rushing rapids coursing toward the sea.

More here

That's your answer to everything

Programmer: Okay, so he asked us for a digital signature solution to document tracking and approval... Ideas?
Analyst: What if we got a couple midgets, and bought a few Etch A Sketches...?

1932 Wildcat Canyon Road
San Diego, California

From Overheard in the Office

Yadda Yadda Yadda, 24-Hours Later I'm in the ER with Poultry Up My Rectum

Lawyer #1: I had a bad dream last night. I woke my wife up at 4:30 to tell her I dreamt she was having sex with a gay man.
Lawyer #2: Oh, really?
Lawyer #1: Yeah, and it really upset me. And she laughed and said she knew why I had the dream. It was because of these women's sex discussion groups she's been going to lately. Then she says to me, 'Well, what was I doing? Using the drumstick or what?'
Lawyer #2: What the hell? The drumstick? What was she talkin' about?
Lawyer #1: I know -- I didn't get it either, so I asked her, 'What are you talking about?' and she said, 'Well, how exactly was I having sex with a game hen?'
Lawyer #2: [Guffaws.]
Lawyer #1, chuckling: Yeah... I guess she wasn't fully awake when I told her.

560 Mission Street
San Francisco, California

 

From Overheard in New York