Thursday, April 3, 2008
Friday, March 21, 2008
Miss England finalist: Size 16

A 16-year-old has become the first size 16 model to be selected as a finalist for the Miss England competition. Chloe Marshall, who has taken the title of Miss Surrey, says she wants to boost "curvy" girls.
Chloe, from Guildford, is 12st 8lb, 5ft 10in tall and has a 38DD bust. But although she is the average size for a woman, in the age of the size zero model she stands out.
Yes. Yes, she does. Rrrawrr!
From The Daily Mail
Never hurts to ask...
Drunk Hispanic teen: How do I get to Times Square?
Older white lady: I am not sure... Maybe two stops. [Teen whispers to her.] Good Lord, no! I am old enough to be your mother!
--F train, 57th St
Thursday, March 20, 2008
time to buy that boy a clock tower...
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
Goodnight, sleep tight...
While grappling with MSNBC and CNN for viewers, Fox News has also been battling a smaller, more insidious enemy closer to home: bed bugs in its Midtown Manhattan newsroom. In an interview on Monday, Warren Vandeveer, senior vice president for operations and engineering at Fox News, said the cable channel had realized it had a problem a few weeks ago, when an employee “caught a bug and showed it to us.” An exterminator determined that the incursion was limited to a “very small area in the newsroom.” But the source of the bugs was not determined until the exterminator inspected the homes of about 20 employees. Mr. Vandeveer said the exterminator later described one employee’s home as having “the worst infestation he had seen in 25 years in the business.”
7 wonders: city streets
Everyone hates traffic, but how about trying to wind around 8 switchbacks in one city block, crossing 12 lanes at a single intersection or parking on a 38 degree incline? The latest in the ever-popular 7 Wonders Series, here are the scariest, steepest, longest, widest, narrowest, most confusing and most crooked urban streets in the world!
From Web Urbanist
Monday, March 17, 2008
Thursday, March 13, 2008
quote of the day...
John Denver karaoke sparks Thai killing spree
A gunman in Thailand shot-dead eight neighbours, including his brother-in-law, after tiring of their karaoke versions of popular songs, including John Denver's Country Roads.
Weenus Chumkamnerd, 52, put his gun to the head of a respected female doctor and seven of her guests as they partied at her home in Songkhla Province, South Thailand.
He said he was so furious with their awful singing that he did not notice he had murdered his own brother-in-law.
"I warned these people about their noisy karaoke parties. I said if they carried on I would go down and shoot them. I had told them if I couldn't talk sense into them I would come back and finish them off," he added.
Mr Chumkamnerd, who works as a rubber tapper, was arrested after going on the run after his killing spree in the townn of Hat Yai, near the Malaysian border.
The doctor who was hosting the party, Dr Suthathip Thammachart, 36, was the director of a local hospital who was due this month to get an award for her services to medicine.
One of the revellers survived by playing dead, convincing the gunman that he too had been killed.
When he realised he had shot his brother-in-law, Boontip Desaro, Mr Chumkamnerd said he was filled with remorse.
He got his son to take Boontip to hospital, but he was already dead.
A neighbour said that the karaoke group normally sang Thai pop and southern Thai ballads, but one particular western tune could be heard often - John Denver's 'Country Roads'.
Country Roads is a hugely popular song in south east Asia andthe neighbour said the revellers had been singing it over and over again.
It's a Simple Process Involving an Ice Bath in My Basement
Woman: Excuse me, miss... Can I ask you a question?
Chick: Um, sure.
Woman: This might sound kind of strange, but I have a patient that looks just like you and... Have you ever considered donating your eggs?
--Brooklyn-bound L train