Thursday, May 8, 2008

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Damn squareheads...

...always bragging...

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Dear Mr. Moo

Here's a picture of yer daddy.

Monday, May 5, 2008

7 Biggest Living Things On Earth



What’s the biggest living thing on Earth? Some might say the Elephant, though the Giraffe is taller. Others will contest that it’s the Blue Whale. The smarter of you, with a smug, content look on your faces, might even suggest that the biggest living thing on Earth is, of course, the Great Barrier Reef. Well you’re all wrong! The term “biggest living thing” is a bit ambiguous since you can measure by tallest, heaviest, longest or by taking up the most area. None-the-less I think I’ve narrowed down the top contenders. Let’s take a look at some of the biggest living things on Earth, which are utterly monstrous by comparison.

From A List of Lists

Sunday, May 4, 2008

Saturday, May 3, 2008

Norma Jean

so young...

The Crimean coast

cannibal dolls

yeah...

Friday, May 2, 2008

Fawlty Towers - Germans







Florida Mother Acquitted in Piercing Case

(10-25) 23:06 PDT Naples, Fla. (AP) A woman who had her 13-year-old daughter's genitalia pierced to make it uncomfortable for her to have sex was acquitted of aggravated child abuse on Thursday.

The girl, now 16, had testified that her mother asked a friend in 2004 to shave the girl's head to make her unattractive to boys and later held her down for the piercing.

A jury deliberated for about three hours before deciding the mother's actions didn't involve punishment or malicious intent, or cause permanent damage or disfigurement.

The 39-year-old woman, whose name is being withheld to protect her daughter's identity, could have faced up to 30 years in prison if convicted of the charges.

The girl was not in court for the verdict. Her guardian declined comment.

"She was trying to protect me, but it hurt me," the girl testified earlier this week. "It not only hurt me physically, but it hurt me mentally. ... That's emotionally scarring. That's physical abuse."

Prosecutors said the mother called on a friend to shave the girl's head and do the piercing after realizing that she had been having sex, including with the mother's boyfriend.

Defense attorneys told jurors that the mother had trouble with her rebellious daughter and that the girl agreed to the piercing to help rebuild her mother's trust.

Child welfare officials were called after the girl became infected from the piercing.

Tammy Meredith, 43, who did the piercing in her home, was sentenced to a year in jail for her role. An arrest warrant has been issued for the mother's boyfriend on allegations he had sex with the girl.

From SFGate.com

by the way, how is piercing your 13 year olds genitals NOT permanent damage or disfigurement?

Young and old

Camel train

the other one was asleep

te amo

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Thursday, April 17, 2008

Love Waves

April 16, 2008 -- A subtle and mysterious global hum has been detected by seismologists studying records from Earth's most boring seismic stations.

The newfound vibration is made of two-minute to five-minute, side-to-side surface seismic waves, also called Love waves.

From Discovery News

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Jason Learns of Places Even Worse Than Indianapolis

Busboy: I'm joining the national guard next week. You get lots of tuition for only one weekend a month and two weeks a year.
Manager: Yeah, right. Pick me up a key chain from Baghdad, would you?

Circle Centre Mall
Indianapolis, Indiana


Overheard by: Shatmandu

Tuesday, April 15, 2008