| WELL this is one way to support your pen-scribbling pals. MAGGIE GYLLENHAAL has taken part in a spoof lesbian orgy, as part of a video campaign supporting the Writer's Guild Association's strike. In the clip, the Secretary star turns up to a hotel room to meet a man only to find two other beauties waiting to see the SAME fella. The man called AMPiTePa - short for Alliance of Motion Picture and Television Producers - has stood them all up. After a spell period of frustration, Maggie takes a swig from her glass of wine and says: "We don't need him. We've got everything we need right here. "Girls - you want to make an interim agreement?" The other ladies join her on the bed, but, as things start to get interesting, the lights fade and the film ends with a sexy pizza delivery girl entering the bedroom. Via The Sun |
Thursday, January 31, 2008
Anybody else who wants to show their support in this way, be my guest...
The leather department's on 3
Mom, looking at bedding: Oooh, this one is nice.
Daughter: Mom, I'm getting married. I want to have sex. Lots of it. Hot, steamy, nasty, married-people sex. I just don't think I can do that on pastels.
--JCPenney bridal registry
Daughter: Mom, I'm getting married. I want to have sex. Lots of it. Hot, steamy, nasty, married-people sex. I just don't think I can do that on pastels.
--JCPenney bridal registry
Wednesday, January 30, 2008
Whoops.
CFO: Well, don't you look dolled up today! What is the occasion?
Payroll: It's the first day of my sexual harassment litigation...
Kirkland, Washington
Via Overheard in the Office
Payroll: It's the first day of my sexual harassment litigation...
Kirkland, Washington
Via Overheard in the Office
11 Days Awake
What would happen if you stay awake, say, oh for 11 days straight? Would you suffer brain damage or even die? Here’s the story of a high school stunt that turned into a real scientific research into sleep deprivation from Alex Boese’s Elephants on Acid and Other Bizarre Experiments.
From Neatorama
From Neatorama
The worlds (un)luckiest man
On a cold January day in 1962, a Croatian music teacher named Frane Selak was traveling from Sarajevo to Dubrovnik by train. Well, that's where he thought he was going. Little did he know what he was actually about to embark upon a strange 40-year odyssey marked by freak accidents and near-death experiences.
From Neatormama
From Neatormama
Promises, Promises...
Passenger #1: Antenna-Man is in the next car, and he's coming this way. That dude is crazy!
Passenger #2: Alright! I gave that guy money last time I saw him 'cause he said he was going back to Mars and he's taking George Bush with him!
--Manhattan-bound L train
Overheard by: Hobo Whisperer
Passenger #2: Alright! I gave that guy money last time I saw him 'cause he said he was going back to Mars and he's taking George Bush with him!
--Manhattan-bound L train
Overheard by: Hobo Whisperer
Wait, that's the beginning?
Guy: Excuse me, I wanted to know if any black women would go out with me. If I were the last man on Earth, would you go out with me? [Black lady does not respond.] What if there were 20 minutes until the end of the world? [Still no response, so guy addresses another lady.] What about you? Would you go out with me?
Woman: What's the point?
Guy: Alright, let's start from the beginning... [Holding up gallon of apple juice] I have some apple juice -- will you split it with me?
--Union Square station
Woman: What's the point?
Guy: Alright, let's start from the beginning... [Holding up gallon of apple juice] I have some apple juice -- will you split it with me?
--Union Square station
Tuesday, January 29, 2008
Abandoned amusement parks
"The Southern Korean island of Geoje holds the remains of Okpo Land park. This amusement park sits on a ridge on the edge of Okpo City (pop. 200,000) in Geoje Island, for all to see. It has been closed since 1999, when the park's second fatality-causing accident saw a young girl fall off a chick-shaped skybike. The owner of the park shut it down and never paid the girl's family a cent."
More at Dark Roasted Blend
Thursday, January 24, 2008
Oral Sex Snorkel
The pussy snorkel is perfect for connoisseurs of cunnilingus. Simply place over your head and the pussy snorkel will allow you to breathe normally while giving her a long lustful licking she'll never forget.
What are you waiting for? Go Snorkeling!
Ok, sure. But you look like an IDIOT!
From Extreme Restraints via Attu
Tuesday, January 22, 2008
Good grief
Terje Haakonsen's incredible snowboarding down almost a vertical face. I love the part where the helicopter barely rests on the summit...
Terje's First Descent - video powered by Metacafe
Terje's First Descent - video powered by Metacafe
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)