Monday, July 30, 2007

Newsflash: Time May Not Exist

No one keeps track of time better than Ferenc Krausz. In his lab at the Max Planck Institute of Quantum Optics in Garching, Germany, he has clocked the shortest time intervals ever observed. Krausz uses ultraviolet laser pulses to track the absurdly brief quantum leaps of electrons within atoms. The events he probes last for about 100 attoseconds, or 100 quintillionths of a second. For a little perspective, 100 attoseconds is to one second as a second is to 300 million years.

From Discover Magazine

2 genes found that may hike MS risk

After decades of dead ends, scientists have identified two genes that may raise the risk of multiple sclerosis, lending insight into the causes of the debilitating disease.

From MSNBC.com

sounds about right...

Friday, July 27, 2007

Tallest and smallest horse



Thumbelina, who weighs 4st 9lb (65 lbs), was born on a farm in St Louis, Missouri.

Her owners breed miniature horses but Thumbelina is a further quirk of nature - a miniature of a miniature.

She eats two cups of grain and a handful of hay each day.

Radar, at 6ft 71/2in from hoof to shoulder, is from Mount Pleasant, Texas.

At 2,400lb, he has a giant appetite to match, putting away 20 gallons of water a day and 18lb of grain.

From the always fun Cellar Image Of The Day

How Not To Get Asskicked By The Police

Voracious Jumbo Squid Invade California


Voracious Jumbo Squid Invade California: MONTEREY, Calif. (AP) - Jumbo squid that can grow up to 7 feet long and weigh more than 110 pounds is invading central California waters and preying on local anchovy, hake and other commercial fish populations, according to a study published Tuesday.

A Quote

"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
- Sir Winston Churchill (1874 - 1965)

ADHD Drug Does Stunt Growth

ADHD Drug Does Stunt Growth: "After three years on the ADHD drug Ritalin, kids are about an inch shorter and 4.4 pounds lighter than their peers, a major U.S. study shows."

Monday, July 23, 2007

more starbucks fun

The Jumping Spider's Strange Mating Ritual

I was gonna post the direct vid for this... but maybe people don't wanna see spiders moving around...



Video Here

good times...

Sunday, July 22, 2007

171 Starbucks In A Day

Some people go to Starbucks every day. Comedian/Filmmaker Mark Malkoff did the unthinkable. He made a short film in which he visited and made purchases at 171 Starbucks stores in Manhattan in one day.

To succeed Malkoff hit a Starbucks store every seven minutes for more than twenty consecutive hours.

www.171starbucks.com

Saturday, July 21, 2007

Charity Begins At War



Charity springs from many sources. For Tom Deierlein, an advertising executive called back to active Army duty after 12 years, it was born from his encounters with Baghdad’s poorest citizens. In this five-part series, we recount one man’s struggle to make a difference amid the chaos of war.

From MSNBC

Friday, July 20, 2007

Thursday, July 19, 2007

bowl of puppies



which compliments this rather well

what i look like before my morning shave...



Found here

raccoon steals doormat

Your ankles are supposed to be able to support you, especially if you're a bony-ass fashion model.



"You try walking in those shoes..."
"Hey! First of all, I got enough meat on me that it's alright"

how to make an angry american

Killer of Sheeple

From Slate: Since Toyota wants the Scion to be a niche product, it wants the campaign to be polarizing. "People that find it offensive are not our target," says Simon Needham, co-founder of ATTIK, the agency that's designed every major Scion campaign. If square grandmas reject the Scion for the Nissan Versa, the thinking goes, that will only boost the Scion's image among the cool kids.

An interesting article about Toyota's new ad campaign for the Toyota Scion xD.

the game is here

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Real Men Love the Fifth Element

Gimme da cashhhhhhhh

"How long you been waiting there?" "Long enough NOW GIMME DA CASHHHHHH"

The scene where Korben is almost mugged by a hyperactive crook wearing a hat with a photo of Korben’s hallway on it (in order to fool Korben’s peephole camera) is genius. Period.

Firstly, the mugger is holding the most absurd looking gun ever conceived: there are two different clips, spikes coming out of the barrel, a sight almost as big as the gun itself, and a little yellow button on the side that serves no purpose other than to render the gun useless.

Secondly, after the mugger has the gun confiscated from him, he – again, for no reason – starts dancing nervously.

Thirdly, this weird, crazy, ridiculously-dressed mugger is actually played by Mathieu Kassovitz, an established French writer and director (if you’ve seen Amelie, he played the object of Audrey Tautou’s affection). When the guy who played quiet, introspective Nino Quincampoix starts shrieking “GIMME DA CASHHHHHHHHH,” it’s an odd, yet kickass moment.

more here

bowl of kitten

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

bear camp?

Or one big fucking duck.



From the artists website:

Title: Rubber duck
Year: 2007
Location: river the Loire, France
Dimensions: 26 x 20 x 32 meters
Materials: inflatable, rubber coated PVC, pontoon and generator
Production: le Lieu Unique and the Biennial Estuaire

A yellow spot on the horizon slowly approaches the coast. People have gatherd and watch in amazement as a giant yellow Rubber Duck approaches. The spectators are greeted by the duck, which slowly nods its head. The Rubber Duck knows no frontiers, it doesn't discriminate people and doesn't have a political connotation. The friendly, floating Rubber Duck has healing properties: it can relief mondial tensions as well as define them. The rubber duck is soft, friendly and suitable for all ages!

tunnel house



Interesting art installation

"You son of a bitch. You moved the cemetery, but you left the bodies, didn't you? You son of a bitch, you left the bodies and you only moved the head stones. You only moved the head stones. Why? WHY!?!"

yup

Monday, July 16, 2007

hrm

Thursday, July 12, 2007

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

good god.

"I Got a Crush...On Obama" By Obama Girl

from www.barelypolitical.com

and

Hott4Hill feat. Taryn Southern

from hott4hill.blogspot.com

yeah, i feel like that sometimes...

Wedding Night

What?

ummm



Even if you gave me a hundred years, there's still no way I'd ever accurately guess what Prince Charles is doing."

So funny I stole it verbatim from What Would Tyler Durden Do?

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Flying Lawn Chair



Yes, I said Flying Lawn Chair

From CNN

Monday, July 9, 2007

eeek