Friday, November 30, 2007

Mom Had Quite a Mouth on Her

Customer: How you doin'?
Postal worker: I'm working harder than a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest.
Customer: Sounds pretty bad.
Postal worker: Well, it's better than my mother. She used to say she was working harder than a one-legged whore working both sides of the street.

--Grand Central Post Office, 45th & Lex


via Overheard in New York, Nov 30, 2007

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