Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Shocking!

re: jamie spears pregnancy announcement...

"Jamie and her mom both said this was shocking, which means one of us need to look up the term "shocking". Because I don't think they're using it the way the person who invented the term shocking meant it to be used. I think he meant it to mean like if you're sleeping and someone whacks you in the balls with a shovel. I think he meant, like, "surprising". "Unexpected". Like if you saw a unicorn.

But some bony teen getting on top of a Spears girl and nervously fucking her then not pulling out and getting her pregnant?

Yeah. Yeah, that sounds about right.
"

From the always funny What Would Tyler Durden Do?

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