Thursday, January 31, 2008

The leather department's on 3

Mom, looking at bedding: Oooh, this one is nice.
Daughter: Mom, I'm getting married. I want to have sex. Lots of it. Hot, steamy, nasty, married-people sex. I just don't think I can do that on pastels.

--JCPenney bridal registry
 
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