Monday, June 30, 2008
Sunday, June 29, 2008
Saturday, June 28, 2008
Friday, June 27, 2008
wow
From DailyKOS
I couldn't have said it better myself.
Bowers:It must be really scary to be a conservative. To be one, you must live in constant fear of terrorists nuking the United States, of gay people on the verge of convincing you that you really enjoy sodomy, of Spanish becoming the official language of the United States next week, of every African-American voting seven or eight times in the next election, of radical Islam suddenly becoming the latest hip thing among kids across the country, of perpetual lesbian orgies in girls bathrooms in high schools across America, of liberals forcing everyone to become a vegan, of Christians being rounded up into concentration camps, and of Democrats outlawing private property if they were to ever take power again.
They do live in a state of fear, and what's more, they want everyone else to join them hiding under their bed, in their pool of urine.
Oh, they'll talk tough. They'll bluster and pound their chests like the neanderthals they are.
But inside, they are scared little children, terrified of the world, of people not like them, of change.
And they can't fathom any other way to live.
I couldn't have said it better myself.
Thursday, June 26, 2008
Overheard in New York
Little boy #1: You're afraid to talk to girls!
Little boy #2 (very solemnly): Because they're monsters.
--56th & 8th
Little boy #2 (very solemnly): Because they're monsters.
--56th & 8th
We Hope You'll Come in and Be Judged by Us Again Soon
(Woman puts groceries on checkstand, including home pregnancy test.)
Male clerk: Man, I have been selling a lot of these lately!
(Woman laughs nervously.)
Male clerk to female clerk, waving test in the air: Haven't you been selling a lot of these?
Female clerk: Yeah, I have! It must be spring, you know how people get!
(Woman is now horrified.)
Male clerk, handing woman her groceries: Well, good luck either way!
Safeway
Phoenix, Arizona
Overheard by: Really? Really?
Male clerk: Man, I have been selling a lot of these lately!
(Woman laughs nervously.)
Male clerk to female clerk, waving test in the air: Haven't you been selling a lot of these?
Female clerk: Yeah, I have! It must be spring, you know how people get!
(Woman is now horrified.)
Male clerk, handing woman her groceries: Well, good luck either way!
Safeway
Phoenix, Arizona
Overheard by: Really? Really?
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
Dirtiest Headline Ever
Mars Got Slammed by a Big One
June 25, 2008 -- About four billion years ago, scientists believe Earth got smacked so hard by an asteroid or comet that a piece broke off to form the moon. Apparently, things weren't much better on Mars.
Three related studies appearing in this week's edition of the journal Nature provide evidence that Mars bears the biggest scar in the solar system -- an oval-shaped, 6,200-mile long impact crater that shattered half the planet's crust, left its southern hemisphere 2.5 miles taller than the north and possibly created the largest known string of volcanoes.
From Discovery News
June 25, 2008 -- About four billion years ago, scientists believe Earth got smacked so hard by an asteroid or comet that a piece broke off to form the moon. Apparently, things weren't much better on Mars.
Three related studies appearing in this week's edition of the journal Nature provide evidence that Mars bears the biggest scar in the solar system -- an oval-shaped, 6,200-mile long impact crater that shattered half the planet's crust, left its southern hemisphere 2.5 miles taller than the north and possibly created the largest known string of volcanoes.
From Discovery News
Happy Custer Day!
George Armstrong Custer (December 5, 1839 – June 25, 1876) was a United States Army officer and cavalry commander in the American Civil War and the Indian Wars. At the start of the Civil War, Custer was a cadet at the United States Military Academy and his class's graduation was accelerated so that they could enter the war; Custer graduated last in his class.
Tuesday, June 24, 2008
Japanese invent car that runs on water
TOKYO (Reuters Life!) - Tired of petrol prices rising daily at the pump? A Japanese company has invented an electric-powered, and environmentally friendly, car that it says runs solely on water.
Genepax unveiled the car in the western city of Osaka on Thursday, saying that a liter (2.1 pints) of any kind of water -- rain, river or sea -- was all you needed to get the engine going for about an hour at a speed of 80 km (50 miles).
"The car will continue to run as long as you have a bottle of water to top up from time to time," Genepax CEO Kiyoshi Hirasawa told local broadcaster TV Tokyo.
From Reuters
Genepax unveiled the car in the western city of Osaka on Thursday, saying that a liter (2.1 pints) of any kind of water -- rain, river or sea -- was all you needed to get the engine going for about an hour at a speed of 80 km (50 miles).
"The car will continue to run as long as you have a bottle of water to top up from time to time," Genepax CEO Kiyoshi Hirasawa told local broadcaster TV Tokyo.
From Reuters
Monday, June 23, 2008
must be a wop
(guy sits next to perfect stranger)
Guy: Are you dating someone?
Girl: No.
Guy: Can I have your number?
Girl: No.
Guy: Is it because I'm black?
Girl: Of course not.
Guy: Is it because you're a lesbian?
--C Train
Guy: Are you dating someone?
Girl: No.
Guy: Can I have your number?
Girl: No.
Guy: Is it because I'm black?
Girl: Of course not.
Guy: Is it because you're a lesbian?
--C Train
Sunday, June 22, 2008
Saturday, June 21, 2008
Friday, June 20, 2008
Thursday, June 19, 2008
Wednesday, June 18, 2008
i have that problem too, sometimes...
Contractor: Ma'am, just so you know for the next time we're called in, caulking is not spelled C-O-C-K-I-N-G. It's C-A-U-L-K-I-N-G.
Red-faced manager: Oh!
Retirement home
Oakville, Ontario
Canadia
Red-faced manager: Oh!
Retirement home
Oakville, Ontario
Canadia
Monday, June 16, 2008
Sunday, June 15, 2008
Saturday, June 14, 2008
Friday, June 13, 2008
Saturday, June 7, 2008
Thursday, June 5, 2008
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