(guy sits next to perfect stranger)
Guy: Are you dating someone?
Girl: No.
Guy: Can I have your number?
Girl: No.
Guy: Is it because I'm black?
Girl: Of course not.
Guy: Is it because you're a lesbian?
--C Train
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- define: irony
- oh lordy
- i. love. this.
- Holy crapping cuteness!
- Gother than thou
- Puss in boot, etc.
- Comfy
- Gene Tierney c.1940
- Someone's always watching
- Communion
- Absinthe
- Man and cat
- Turtles always look pissed off
- wow
- Someday...
- Overheard in New York
- I swear to god that isn't me
- We Hope You'll Come in and Be Judged by Us Again Soon
- Dirtiest Headline Ever
- A very accurate pictorial representation of my job
- This will end badly
- a-haha.
- Happy Custer Day!
- DO WANT
- Japanese invent car that runs on water
- Badgers, etc.
- My President
- must be a wop
- i've done this, but not on purpose...
- Sennen, Cornwall
- Reservoir Buffalo
- beauty
- Foxy!
- hope he's not with TMZ...
- The grass is always greener...
- reach for the sky
- i have that problem too, sometimes...
- ha!
- bounce.
- Get your kicks
- in prayer
- I'm in love
- Which is sexier?
- You can do it!
- Yes!
- Bad Photoshop! Bad!
- yeesh
- Someone lied
- You're it!
- Those Real Dolls are getting more and more realist...
- Two of seven lives
- How we met...
- Cute Overload
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