L.A. Police Chief: Paparazzi Less Trouble Since Britney 'Started Wearing Clothes,' Lohan 'Gone Gay'
LOS ANGELES — Police Chief William Bratton said Thursday the city has had fewer problems with paparazzi since Britney Spears "started wearing clothes" and other celebrities changed their partying ways.
"If you notice, since Britney started wearing clothes and behaving; Paris is out of town not bothering anybody anymore, thank God, and evidently, Lindsay Lohan has gone gay, we don't seem to have much of an issue," Bratton told KNBC-TV.
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1 comment:
Dude, hero? Seriously?
Why don't we just tell everyone to just behave like we think they should, give 'em a little pat on the head, and send them on their merry little way?
Problems with paparazzi exist because they're nosy parkers who make their living off of butting into the lives of celebrities. Although I wouldn't say Britney flashin' her snatch all over LA is exactly classy, she's not to blame for "paparazzi problems." Just as none of the other women he mentions (which is another problem entirely) are to blame for the problems that are a result of the fact that paparazzi make their living off the very things this tool says aren't happening 'cause Britney and Paris and Lindsay are being good little girls.
Snarkiness over. I've been feeling very...antagonistic all day :)
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