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Man in N.J. Charged with Having Sex with a Corpse

TEANECK, N.J. (1010 WINS) -- Police in Teaneck arrested a man for allegedly having sex with a corpse. Anthony Merino, a 24-year-old lab technician, was arrested Sunday after a security guard saw him having sex with a dead 92-year-old woman in the Holy Name Hospital morgue, police said. The suspect works part time at Holy Name Hospital, holds a full time job at Overlook Hospital and another part time position at Bio Reference Labs in New Jersey.

Merino is charged with desecrating human remains in the second degree. His bail has been set at $400,000.

Merino is also expected to undergo a psychological evaluation and is restricted from working in a health care facility. ya think?

From www.1010wins.com

The 10 Most Terrifyingly Inspirational '80s Songs

#10 - "The Final Countdown" by Europe



The synthesizer riff in this 1986 track is as fist-pumping as music gets without involving an actual instrument. We're not clear on what he's counting down to, but somebody's about to get their ass kicked. If we were wrestlers and it was 1986 again, we'd totally have this as our intro music.

The Only Way It Could Be Better:
The song takes a sharp decline after the chorus, when it slips from the vaguely threatening line "It's the final countdown!" into sci-fi-gibberish wails like "we're heading for Venus, and still we'll stand tall!"



"The Final Countdown" needs some serious trimming. If a remix were to come out that consists only of that synthesizer riff and the cry of "It's the final countdown!," it would doubtlessly rank higher on this list. But, hey, it's European. Just be grateful it's not about scat fetishes and exceedingly thin cigarettes.

Also, let's face it. That distinctly '80s synthesizer sound didn't exactly age well. Those too young to remember the Cold War, in fact, tend to laugh upon hearing it.

Best Things to Do While Listening:
Any activity which may seem like a good idea initially, but soon becomes completely ridiculous. May we suggest Ultimate Frisbee, riding a pocket bike or watching the second season of Lost.

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Muffy's World of Vagina Euphemisms!

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Quiff
Quim
Quinnie
Quivering mound of love pudding

From Starma.com

set the controls for the heart of the... uh... sun. right.

yikes

France has a better AIDS prevention campaign than we do.

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Tax Dollars At Work

Desire and deception, lust and fetish, pleasure and pain - it's all happening beneath the waves, according to a new book about sex in the marine world.

"It's just mind blowing what these creatures get up to," says Victorian aquatic scientist Sheree Marris, author of KamaSEAtra: Secrets of Sex in the Sea.

Raunch and randiness are rampant among sea creatures, Marris says.

"There's jealousy, there are creatures who cheat on their partners, they do the same sort of things as us in terms of courting - they spray scented perfumes, they do amazing dances, they dress up and change colours.

"As humans we think we're such sexual beasts but compared to sea creatures we're just so boring."

More here: Extreme sex under the sea

Zombie Sex Guide

If your necrophilia or poor judgment tempts you to get intimate with a zombie…don’t! It will not end well. Zombies come on strong and won’t take no for an answer, but they only want you for your juicy flesh and your brains. Not your intelligence – your BRAINS. On the other hand, if you are dumb enough or hard up enough to have sex with a zombie, maybe it’s just as well that you get taken out of the gene pool.

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Miss England shocked when told Miss World pageant prefers ‘curvy’ to thin

Most women would do just about anything to have a body like the one inhabited by Miss England Georgia Horsley, and Horsley herself is quite happy with it.

So it came as somewhat of a surprise to Horsley when she was advised that if she wanted a real shot of winning the Miss World title, she had better pack on a few pounds.

From MSNBC.com

Wake up Cat

Darwin Awards nominee

GREENWICH, Conn. - A 55-year-old man from Western New York was struck and killed by a train yesterday after he decided to put a coin on the tracks to entertain his family, a Metro-North spokeswoman said.

from LoHud.com: ""

Meanwhile, as the sperm shortage continues...

"'I slept with my sperm donor' says mum longing for a baby"

Isn't that how it's done everywhere?

From the Daily Mail

vivica fox?!?

Wanted: search for this man photographed sexually abusing children

Operation Vico

Wanted: search for this man photographed sexually abusing children
LYON, France – INTERPOL is making a public worldwide request for assistance in identifying a man photographed sexually abusing children in a series of images posted on the Internet, the first time the organization has made such an appeal.

From INTERPOL

Strip search hoax to cost McDonald's $6.1 million

SHEPHERDSVILLE, Ky. — A jury awarded $6.1 million today to a woman who said she was forced to strip in a McDonald's back office after someone called the restaurant posing as a police officer.

From Chron.com - The Houston Chronicle

White Rabbit (Star Trek Edition)

Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street : Trailer!

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