Umm...

Guy #1: So how are things going with your new girlfriend?
Guy #2: Dude--she's not my girlfriend. We're just fucking. And, like... I don't know. She's been acting really weird.
Guy #1: Weird like what?
Guy #2: I don't know! Whatever, man. I guess she and I were better off as siblings.

--McDonald's, Times Square

Overheard by: ...that's what she said?

via Overheard in New York, Oct 5, 2009