Is It Hot in Here, or Is It You, Wednesday One-Liners?

I gotta try these sometime...

 

Man to scantily clad girl passerby: Yo, can I get your number? Can I text message you? Can I e-mail you? Somethin'? [As she walks away] Can I be your socks?

--Times Square

Overheard by: Nicole

 

70-year-old man to 20-something jogger: Good morning. Would you like to wrestle in the grass over there?

--Riverside Park

 

from Overheard in New York