Tuesday, February 5, 2008

You Should Never Dick around with Your Health

Girl buying coffee, coughing: I hate this throat. It's a piece of shit!
Guy buying Red Bull: You know what helps with that?
Girl: Please don't say 'cock' again.
Guy, flustered and laughing: What I was going to say was 'cough syrup.'
Male cashier, laughing: $8.98's your change.

--Christopher St
 

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