the proud, the few

Bored cop on megaphone: Please walk on the sidewalk. Stop walking in the middle of the street... Stop walking in the middle of the street. Use the sidewalks... See how you're on the black pavement? You want to be on concrete. See the cars trying to run you over? That's 'vehicular traffic.' Get out of its way.

--Next to Radio City Music Hall

 

from Overheard in New York